Samuel (after Carlin spilled water on his shirt): "Daddy, you disgust yourself." July 2013
Me: "You guys need to clean-up the play-doh." Samuel: "Mommy, you just need to control yourself." Me: "What? - Why do I need to control myself?" Samuel: "You just need to control yourself Mommy, we are playing." January 2013
Me: "Lillian, you're such a pretty girl." Lillian: "No!" Me: "Yes you are!" Lillian: "No, I a child of God!" June 2012
Samuel: "Mommy, I need a haircut." Me: "You do?" Samuel: "Yes. My hair is freaking me out!" May 2012
Lillian: "I hear a gog!" Me: "I hear a dog too!" Samuel: "I hear a dog one!" Feb. 21, 2012
Samuel: "Mommy, I have hiccups in my mouth." Feb. 20, 2012
4 comments:
Amen, sister.
Heavens, yes.
Someone PLEASE explain to me how the "religious right" can even CONSIDER voting for that slime?
ugh.
haha @whitney,
Because the alternative is a Mormon. They'd vote for a bridge troll first.
lol
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